A note on the Amazon ads: I've chosen to display current events titles in the Amazon box. Unfortunately, Amazon appears to promote a disproportionate number of angry-left books. I have no power over it at this time. Rest assured, I'm still a conservative.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005 This is kinda funny: You don't really need to read past the first paragraph.
A suspected drunken driver fumbling his ABCs turned to police asking if he could substitute with a math problem.
Police refused -- apparently language skills are more difficult to master while inebriated than math skills. Yeah. That's the story that this journalist is going to stick to -- ABCs are far more challenging than multivariable calculus.