Monday, October 14, 2002
Stupid Cheerleader Stories: I was never treated particularly well by cheerleaders in high school, so anytime I hear stories of cheerleaders living up to their ditsy stereotype, I express a kind of peculiar glee.
At a local high school football game last Friday night, five varsity cheerleaders showed up sloshed.
They were caught (of course) and received a five-day suspension.
If that isn't funny enough, the girls were found out when one of them walked up to a school employee and said: "Can you smell it on my breath?"