Friday, May 27, 2005
You're kidding me, right?: Today's Washington Post front page Koran story with the provocative headline:
Pentagon Confirms Koran Incidents
'Mishandling' Cases Preceded Guidelines Established in 2003
Oh! Confirmation of Koran de toilette?
No, not exactly.
He said most of the 13 cases involved accidental or inadvertent touching of the Koran by guards and interrogators -- such as someone bumping into the holy book, or one case in which an interrogator stacked two Korans on a television set.
Oh. My. Allah. Stacking Korans? Vertically or Horizontally? On a boob tube?
I am shocked! Shocked!
Let me see if I can get more worked up about this.
Nope. All outraged-out. Try again next week.