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Matthew Hoy currently works as a metro page designer at the San Diego Union-Tribune.

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Thursday, September 02, 2004
I'm overqualified: I'll come out and say it. I'd like a job as an editorial writer/columnist/blogger. I'd like to get paid for writing about whatever I want to write about.

Unfortunately, it appears that I'm too intelligent to qualify in today's newspaper industry.

Exhibit B (exhibit A was Maureen Dowd, below) comes from Xrlq who notes that editorial writers at the Los Angeles Times don't have to master reading comprehension or critical thinking skills.

So, I'm taking suggestions for the most effective and least painful methods for lowering my IQ.

2:50 AM

Comments:
I think this would be pretty painful, and I'm certainly not planning on trying it, but you could vote for kerry this November.
 
Beer, lots of beer.
 
Four more beers! Four more beers! Four more beers! Etc.
 
We are all overqualified and underpaid :) Except 1% of the population.
 
Go get the friends DVD and watch it non-stop for about 3 weeks. It is a proven scientific fact that every episode drops your IQ by 0.02 points. After the first week you will already be stupid enough to enjoy it.
 
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